1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Time to make the Sheila."
[*Yawn*]
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Sheila saves your soul."
[Haha. Wow.]
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"You can on a Sheila, can do!"
[I’m not a robot.]
4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Now with 50% more Sheila."
[That. Sounds. SO. Wrong.]
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"Every kiss begins with Sheila."
[Muax! Haha. What a direct pick up line.]
6. To someone you dislike?
"You can’t top a Sheila."
[Muahahahahahahaha.]
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Bet you can’t eat Sheila."
[Strange getaway line.]
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"It does exactly what it says on the Sheila."
[Whoops?]
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Better ingredients, better Sheila."
[Feed Me.]
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Only Sheila can prevent forest fires."
[Coz’ I’m ice cold.]
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Bridge that gap with Sheila."
[Oh the irony.]
12. Someone told you you're an assh×le, you tell them...
"Sheila stays sharp till’ the bottom of the glass."
[And I cut.]
13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Fresh from the captain’s Sheila."
[Erm...?]
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"All the Sheila that’s fit to print."
[I’m being printed!]
15. Your last words before you die...
"Mamma Mia, That’s a spicy Sheila."
['Famous last words'. And they rhyme.]
16. Your message to a special someone...
"What would you do for a Sheila?"
[Hmm...What would you do?]
17. Title of this post will be...
"Where’s the Sheila?"
[Here. There. Everywhere.]
Hmm...this tag seemed kinda fun. I do miss doing tags. Oh well. Feel free to do this tag. Enjoy!
Signing off to clear my mind. XOXO
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